v. To violate sensually, as in nails on a chalkboard.
The original skurf master is salad fingers, who is obsessed with dragging his fingers across rusty spoons.
also n. An object, sensory stimulation, act or idea that never fails to skurf. Usage note: colloquially, additional ‘u’s are inserted to indicate the extent of the damage.
Uggz? Omg, skuuurf.
also adj., Skurfed. A state of being, or having recently been, the victim of a skurf.
also adj., Skurfing. Pertaining to, or having great potential to skurf.
A skurfing fetish is cheap; many household objects can become skurfing utensils when employed by a skurf master.