v. To lead a pirate’s life, or to be lacking in any of the following areas: hygiene, safety, self-respect, morals, sobriety, or teeth.
also adj., Scurvaceous. Resembling the lifestyle of a pirate.
also n., Scurvature. The level at which one’s life resembles a pirate’s.
He was unabashed as his gold tooth snapped flying out and smote her cheek; she was smitten at once by his great scurvature.