noun. A device that tells us exactly how bomb that just was.
ex. I’d need an explometer to measure that last heavy bass grind.
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Cumouflage
noun. A pattern of fabric, as in bedding, that’s already had so many stains removed, no one’ll notice a few new ones.
noun. Faking an orgasm to create a diversion.
Fornography
noun. Images of people fornicating, devoid of emotion, seduction, or any semblance of plot. Often abbreviated Forno or Forn.
ex. Without restraint, lingering, tact, arc and climax (well, maybe some climax), it’s just forn.
Davidblaine
verb. To mystify, confound or amaze, even by accident.
Also Blaine, verb.
ex. Sometimes I hide surprises in places I know I’ll forget, to Blaine myself in the future.
Skurf
verb. To violate sensually, as in nails on a chalkboard, or wet salad fingers dragged across a rusty spoon.
noun. An object, sensory stimulation, act or idea that never fails to skurf. Usage note: colloquially, additional ‘u’s are inserted to indicate the extent of the damage.
ex. Uggz? Omg, skuuurf.
Also Skurfed, adjective. A state of being, or [...]
Housefit
noun. A getup for not going out.
See also: Makeunder
Sign
verb. To write your signature on a person, affectionately or in jest.
ex. Believing himself to have benefacted it with recent sexercise, he signed her ass.
Muffer
verb. Making out while a movie or television show buffers on your computer.
ex. I guess we might as well muffer until this Musical Episode of “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” buffers.
*Word and def courtesy of Michelle Kaye and Jeff Smith
Sexercise
noun. An athletic workout from sexual intercouse.
ex. For some, the gym is too heavy a scene, but raw sexercise maintains a lithe figure.
Opticon
noun. A visual deception.
ex. “But where are all the huge-breasted nymphomaniacs!?” Joe exclaimed after he’d cracked open the new brand of beer, and realized himself to be the victim of an elaborate advertising opticon.
Also Opticon Artist, noun. A person skilled in visual manipulation.
ex. David Blaine.