noun. A pattern of fabric, as in bedding, that’s already had so many stains removed, no one’ll notice a few new ones.
noun. Faking an orgasm to create a diversion.
Fornography
noun. Images of people fornicating, devoid of emotion, seduction, or any semblance of plot. Often abbreviated Forno or Forn.
ex. Without restraint, lingering, tact, arc and climax (well, maybe some climax), it’s just forn.
Jew
pronoun. Colloquial. You.
ex. Hey, jew over dere! C’mere!
*Word and def courtesy of Jarrod Valderrama
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Implane
verb. To insert person(s) onto an airplane, waiving their right to personal space.
Also Emplane, verb. To become a plane, as in Jetfire (Transformers).
Antonym: Deplane
See article: “Why Airlines Use the Word ‘Deplane’“
Scurve
verb. To lead a pirate’s life, or to be lacking in any of the following areas: hygiene, safety, self-respect, morals, sobriety, or teeth.
Also Scurvaceous, adjective. Resembling the lifestyle of a pirate.
Also, Scurvature, noun. The level at which one’s life resembles a pirate.
ex. When his gold tooth unashamedly fell onto her plate, she fell in love with his brazen scurvature.
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Newtrition
noun. A modern nutritional ideology based on delusion, popular media, and manipulative packaging and marketing; inevitably results in the consumption of corn syrup.
ex. Ho-hos. Cheez-its. And many other delicious things.
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Seckon
verb. Colloquial. To second another person’s reckoning. To reckon also.
ex. Joe: “I reckon we should go back to my apartment and muffer.” Jane: “I seckon.”
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Algorhythm
noun. A mathematical function that allows one to discover new music or achieve new tonal or rhythmic heights.
ex. Pandora
Also Algorhythmic, adjective. Possessing musical qualities that are oddly mathematical and eerily structured.
ex. Mozart
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Jack
verb. To take the mind, body, or property of another.
ex. Imitators attend the shows and brood up front, trying to jack techniques, yet knowing deep down they’ll never jack the soul.
Synonym: Copyright
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