adjective. Having a tendency for dishonesty…with mischief in mind.
ex. “Stop being so deceivious!” said Ash. “What do you mean? I’m not doing anything!” replied Timothy innocently, hiding the hamster behind his back.
Category Archives: Refix
Deceivious
Defix
noun. A new word, wherein: An existing word’s fixes, pre- and suf-, have been deconstructed and individually considered for their add of essential meaning versus their burden against the reader’s lucidity, and the reassembled root and fixes are proposed to communicate more expediently the essential meaning of the original word.
Also Defix, verb. To strip down [...]
Emblaze
verb. To, in a moment of desperation, light and inhale non-marijuanal plants in an effort to achieve a similarly marijuanal high.
G-shirt
noun. A shirt that is only ever worn at the gym, because it is too embarrassing or strange or unflattering, or too gangster, to be worn in any other context.
Implane
verb. To insert person(s) onto an airplane, waiving their right to personal space.
Also Emplane, verb. To become a plane, as in Jetfire (Transformers).
Antonym: Deplane
See article: “Why Airlines Use the Word ‘Deplane’“
Invalanche
noun. A large quantity of emotion aroused by the recall of a memory; the sudden internal emotional flooding caused by past or present incident.
ex. An instance of deja vu recalled old trauma, unleashing an invalanche of horrible flashbacks.
noun. Colloquial. Anything like an invalanche in suddenness and emotional shock, as in a three-ring circus tent crashing [...]
Medit
verb. To delete, as a mother, all footage from home videos of graduations, sporting events, birthday parties, and theatrical productions that do not contain shots of one’s own child(ren).
Also Meditation, noun. The act of mediting, followed by hours of watching and re-watching the remaining footage.
*Word and def courtesy of Rosalind Kaye
Misbeknown
adjective. Known, but wrong.
ex. The company’s massive profits in Q1, misbeknown to eager investors in Q2, were in fact massive debts, transported backwords from Q3.
Newtrition
noun. A modern nutritional ideology based on delusion, popular media, and manipulative packaging and marketing; inevitably results in the consumption of corn syrup.
ex. Ho-hos. Cheez-its. And many other delicious things.
Nonversation
noun. A pointless discussion.
ex. “Dude, sorry I’m late. I was stuck in a nonversation with some broad.”
*Word and def courtesy of Rae Breaux