verb. To plagiarize so successfully as to give the impression that yours is the genuine article and the original text is in fact the plagiary.
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Fascista
noun. Wom who fashions herself a cult of personality.
ex. Heathers
also Fascisto, noun. (Masculine.)
ex. Sean “Puffy” Combs
Fix
noun. A letter, letters, syllable, or syllables added or appended to the beginning or the end of a word or a root to modify the meaning.
House
verb. To consume a thing, until it resides in one’s belly.
verb. To play and win (a sport or war) as if the playing field is one’s residence.
Also Housed, adjective. So drunk, there’s no place like home.
Jack
verb. To take the mind, body, or property of another.
ex. Imitators attend the shows and brood up front, trying to jack techniques, yet knowing deep down they’ll never jack the soul.
Synonym: Copyright
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Jew
pronoun. Colloquial. You.
ex. Hey, jew over dere! C’mere!
*Word and def courtesy of Jarrod Valderrama
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Medit
verb. To delete, as a mother, all footage from home videos of graduations, sporting events, birthday parties, and theatrical productions that do not contain shots of one’s own child(ren).
Also Meditation, noun. The act of mediting, followed by hours of watching and re-watching the remaining footage.
*Word and def courtesy of Rosalind Kaye
New
verb. To create something previously uncreated; to reinterpret, revamp, revise, reword, rephrase, rethink, redevelop, revisit, or reinvent an existing concept or word by throwing it against the wall and seeing what sticks.
ex. I knew I would have to new a new word to describe how I felt.
adjective. Having been new-ed. Having been removed from context, [...]
Own
verb. To seize a moment, via direct action.
verb. To dominate in battle.
Also Misown, verb. To dominate one’s ally in battle, accidentally or inadvertently, instead of one’s enemy.
ex. Our troops were misowned by ‘friendly’ fire.
Yous
pronoun. Plural form of You, wherein the addressees are to be considered with equal individual respect, and not simply extended by a general noun such as “all [of you]” or “[you] people”.
ex. I assume Yous gentleman are already aware of the situation.