verb. To delete, as a mother, all footage from home videos of graduations, sporting events, birthday parties, and theatrical productions that do not contain shots of one’s own child(ren).
Also Meditation, noun. The act of mediting, followed by hours of watching and re-watching the remaining footage.
adjective. Outrageous. Nutso. Crazy-pants. More bananas than just a few bananas; extremely bananas.
ex. Real people painted to look like paintings: totally and completely bananabuckets.
noun. In movies, a narrative device; characters on-screen muttering commentary to themselves.
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Flubtitle, noun. Translation fail.
adjective. Having a tendency for dishonesty…with mischief in mind.
ex. “Stop being so deceivious!” said Ash. “What do you mean? I’m not doing anything!” replied Timothy innocently, hiding the hamster behind his back.
noun. One of a group united in performing sexual acts for acceptance.
ex. Partying with those sorostitutes ends in blackout-drunk harlottery or, even worse, disapproval.
noun. A device that tells us exactly how bomb that just was.
ex. I’d need an explometer to measure that last heavy bass grind.
noun. A pattern of fabric, as in bedding, that’s already had so many stains removed, no one’ll notice a few new ones.
noun. Faking an orgasm to create a diversion.
noun. Images of people fornicating, devoid of emotion, seduction, or any semblance of plot. Often abbreviated Forno or Forn.
ex. Without restraint, lingering, tact, arc and climax (well, maybe some climax), it’s just forn.